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{"fact":"It is estimated that cats can make over 60 different sounds.","length":60}
{"slip": { "id": 61, "advice": "Once in a while, eat some sweets you used to enjoy when you were younger."}}
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{"fact":"A cat called Dusty has the known record for the most kittens. She had more than 420 kittens in her lifetime.","length":108}
{"slip": { "id": 163, "advice": "Big things have small beginnings."}}
{"fact":"Cats have 30 teeth (12 incisors, 10 premolars, 4 canines, and 4 molars), while dogs have 42. Kittens have baby teeth, which are replaced by permanent teeth around the age of 7 months.","length":183}
{"slip": { "id": 61, "advice": "Once in a while, eat some sweets you used to enjoy when you were younger."}}
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{"fact":"Approximately 40,000 people are bitten by cats in the U.S. annually.","length":68}
{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
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