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{"fact":"In ancient Egypt, when a family cat died, all family members would shave their eyebrows as a sign of mourning.","length":110}
{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
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{"fact":"Cheetahs do not roar, as the other big cats do. Instead, they purr.","length":67}
{"fact":"In relation to their body size, cats have the largest eyes of any mammal.","length":73}
{"slip": { "id": 109, "advice": "To cleanly remove the seed from an Avocado, lay a knife firmly across it, and twist."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
{"fact":"The Cat Fanciers Association (CFA) recognizes 44 breeds of cats.","length":64}
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\"The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace\" is the second episode of the tenth season of the American animated television series The Simpsons. It originally aired on Fox in the United States on September 20, 1998, and was seen in around 7.95 million households during the broadcast. In the episode, Homer, realizing his life is half-over and that he has not accomplished anything, begins to admire Thomas Edison and decides to create inventions to follow in Edison's footsteps and make his life worthwhile.
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