An Admonition to the Nobility and People of England and Ireland concerning the present wars, made from the execution of his holiness' sentence, by the highe and mightie King Catholike of Spaine (1588) was a treatise written by Cardinal William Allen in an attempt to raise Elizabeth I's Catholic subjects against her while the Spanish Armada mounted their invasion of England. The publication was a scathing attack on Elizabeth, her ancestry and her legitimacy. Allen wrote that Elizabeth was \"known for [being] an incestuous bastard, begotten and born in sin of an infamous courtesan Anne Boleyn\". It was intended for distribution just after the Armada. It has been described as \"vituperative billingsgate\"
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{"fact":"The oldest cat on record was Cr\u00e8me Puff from Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967 to August 6, 2005, three days after her 38th birthday. A cat typically can live up to 20 years, which is equivalent to about 96 human years.","length":220}
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